Dirty Birdy Posted:

maybe i like creeps

Creep peep twinkle toes is dancing to the rhythm of the late-mid-morning commuter rush. When valleys of corrosion are lined with the dead caterpillars, eggplants are glorious replacements for a beaming bemoaned rabbit. Why, then, are the crickets chirruping in cadence? Why, then, do the flowers refuse to bloom excepting odd numbered Tuesdays? We may lubricate the great shaft, but I’m pretty sure he didn’t ask for it, specifically. Like a bulldog in mourning, I will languish in abstemiousness while the rowdy amongst us swills the tipple ‘till there’s not another peamale reproductive organ to be found.