Oh, you goyim, you shiksas, it’s not like a little Yiddish is all that hard. Oy.

Since I wrote a good portion of Hoy$chel’s monologue (after taking the lead from the original script, then a few minor edits from JB), I will be happy to provide the official transcript for that. The folks that were involved in the recording should still have access to all of them, so barring any ad-libbing, it wouldn’t take long to get the whole schmeer up. I’ll handle this one for now because, even though I’m rather exhausted, this script is very special to me.

The others will be done sometime in the late afternoon today if they are still inaccurate by then.