Professor Commie PhD Posted:

I only found that **** hot in one movie: Cruel Intentions. Which brings me to what the producers of the prequel were thinking: “Hey, Cruel Intentions was a decent movie; let’s make a prequel!” then the Cruel Intentions 3 people came along and they were all like “Hey, Cruel Intentions was a decent movie; let’s make a movie like that, but with different actors, names and horrible dialogue.”

inorite? it’s like the time when the tequila hookers were juiced up like free-agency was two months away and their bigg daddy needs to make rent when all the blow was for free because we fished it out of a dead goldfish’s tank with all that algea building up to what must have been extremely toxic levels for a fish that far out of it’s mind over matter with these things or else they’ll get right out of hand?

Exactly like that time. Wasn’t it? WASN’T IT?!!?!!?!!

please forgive me virginia, i didn’t know. i didn’t know.