BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

i meant to ask where is the option for people who dont own one and are not lying because it is notably absent how am i supposed to take this poll when none of the options apply

Yes, I suppose you’re right. Didn’t come to think of there being anyone here who didn’t at least want a gigantic horse male reproductive organ. I guess I should have left the “(actually yes but lying)” out of that one option since it’s moot anyway, but I was worried that people who have one but are ashamed to admit they do would have trouble taking the poll then.