Malaise Posted:

really? Maybe I just can’t spell.

Also this:

house music mixtape (wow hugh laurie sings good!).lstn

Condition: 100% – Mint

* Max Ego +195

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +8

* Offense +35

9 pieces. Sells in the shop for 81k

Poor Floyd continues to take a beating.

Well, Floyd comes with defense too so it’s not a completely one sided beating this time at least.

Best files so far (bumuming Offense to be all important like most people do)

Dogreat timesent (all) - Billy Has 10 Mommies: A Child’s Guide to Understanding Polygamy.sdoc (35 pieces)

* 310 Ego

* 280 Sexiness

* 22 Off, Def, Luck, Cha

Music (Battle) - Habanero_bumcrack_Zunecast_(Foolproof_Sleep_Aide!).noiz (5 pieces)

* 255 ego

* 46 Off, Def

* 11 Cha

* 9 Luck

Music (Rollover) - beth orton – the real slim shady (sik eminem cover).noiz (7 pieces)

* 248 Ego

* 19 Def, Luck, Cha

Picture (Both) - MAXIM’S HOTTEST CELEBRITY TUMORS.gawk (8 pieces)

* 321 Douchebaggery

* 18 Off

* 13 Luck, Cha

Program (Battle) - RUSSIAN MAFIA HIGH QUALITY SOFTWARE.prog (5 pieces)

* 158 Ego

* 169 Processing Power

* 12 Off

* 7 Luck

Program (Rollover) - ColecoVision Emulator (totally rad!).prog (12 pieces)

* 291 Processing Power

* 21 Cha

* 12 Luck

Video (Both) - Siamese.twin.handicap.porn.(creative!).divy {5 pieces}

* 338 Douchebaggery

* 21 Off, Luck

* 14 Cha

Grand total for optimal combat being

+723 Ego

+659 Douchebaggery

+169 Processing Power

+280 Sexiness

+119 Offense

+68 Defense

+72 Luck

Grand total for optimal rollover being

+89 Cha

+87 Luck (Not that I think that matters)

Grand total for highest Frugality

+75 Frugality (Far higher than the max anyways so it’s all good)

So what have we learnt? Well, I guess smaller files are better in episode 3 except for Dogreat timesents, which also has the 2 biggest files so Belgium will give +50 to EVERYTHING!!!