I have too much money too. I mean, I was bursting before, I had to jizz some Flezz or I’d explode into a million internet bits.

But I want to buy something big, and awesome, and there’s nothing for sale I don’t already have.

SO PEOPLE, unearth your secret stashes. I’m willing to bid up to everything I have for another good file. Habanero bumcrack? Mime Podcast? Optical Basic? Maybe even belgium? Any good item will do, and by good, I do not mean mediocre by Episode III standards.

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