Everybody’s ****ing with you in IDC, we all told you this. Re-re is the hardest clbum possible; Permanoob, which you’re probably waiting for at level 10, is the challenge clbum. Both very hard, especially since you’ve never played this game ever.

Pick a clbum and just play the game; I’ll even sum up the clbumes for you to my knowledge, if you can understand what I’m talking about.

Hacker: nuker
Troll: tank
Emo kid: cleric/priest
Camwhore: chanters

Pick whichever you’d like, but for your first character, you definitely want to pick a clbum. Plus, I’m going to bumume you have a webspider already; at your level, not only do you have extremely low flezz, but you have no need for better equipment then what you can get with your spider; also, all equipment degrades over time and has to be repaired. Higher level moars/equipment cost much more to repair. You can beat Episode One easily just finding moars while grinding.

tl;dr: Pick a clbum now, and just play the game