Today’s edition of forumwarz fan fics stars:

Jalapeno Bootyhole and Fran.

With minor appearances from:

Ricket, Crinkzpipe, Dirtybirdy, Megazeroexe, and was.

Please Enjoy.

What Goes Around

He loved her blush…

When he was younger and admittedly, much more dense, he’d always found it weird. Almost uncomforting.

Whenever he saw the poor girl, her pale complexion would be overwhelmed by a brilliant pink hue. He’d always thought she was sick or something. Hey, that would explain why she constantly fainted all the time, right?

...No?

Nonetheless, as the boy grew older, he found himself becoming intoxicated by the sight of this gorgeous, kind-hearted yet unnecessarily self-conscious young woman.

In the time he had been away working with Evil Trout it was clear even to him that she had experienced some obvious, well, for lack of a better term… physical changes. Her skin had remained a delicate white porcelain and her eyes still held that alluring, breath-taking tint of lavender, but over the years her body had developed into that off an astonishingly beautiful young woman. Fran’s once baggy sweatshirt and jeans, now left very little to the imagination, clinging tightly to the full, enticing curves of her shapely hips, and accentuating the smooth valley of her bountiful breasts. It was enough to drive a very tempted and very hormonal Bootyhole completely mad! It didn’t help that she had grown her hair out too. The sight of her pitifully attempting to hide her brightly coloured faced behind a curtain of long, dark locks only heightened his attraction to her.

He simply loved the fact that his actions could elicit such a reaction from someone, and not just anyone but Fran. A forumwarz player who was not only stunning in a physical sense, but also possessed a remarkably beautiful soul and nature to match.

In fact, it wasn’t long before Bootyhole, most likely under the influence of his now considerably swollen ego, sought out the blush regularly, doing everything in his power to make it appear. This included regularly sending deliberately long, lingering gazes in her direction, speaking highly of her beauty, strength and intelligence when in her presence, or simply pulling her in for a fierry, pbumionate kiss that left the both of them breathless. The young man would try anything.

He was not above engaging in public displays of affection either, so long as it meant being rewarded by the stunning sight he so hopelessly desired. In fact, he would often wait for there to be a third or even fourth party member present, usually one of their friends, before making his move.

Which brings him to his current situation.

Fran’s klan, Pizza Part, would be returning from a raid later today. One of their first ones back being officially led by their admin, EVECHARM, and Bootyhole planned to surprise the Fran when she returned. For, he now knew that even after dating the girl for a number of months she was still quite socially awkward and would definitely light up if caught out performing intimate acts in front of her klansmen.

Yes, despite being a Crotchzombie member who played based on lulz, when it came to relationships Bootyhole certainly played dirty.

Upon hearing of JB’s plan, Ricket, who had teased Fran relentlessly about her crush on him even before the two had officially became a couple, was all but willing to comply. While Crinkzpipe, being Crinkz, didn’t so much as lift an eyebrow at the JB’s proposal, not that he would’ve been able to notice such a reaction, seeing as the majority of his face was covered up. JB took that as the closest thing he was ever going to get as an approval from the reclusive young man and decided it would be best to move on.

Now it was time to play the waiting game…

Fran was exhausted.

Fran was tired, her legs becoming limp and heavy, moving on instinct alone. Her hair, cloths and posts were all filthy, and she just wished that their raid could be over and they didn’t have to report back to the Dom. All she wanted was to go home, clean the muck and few grazes from her body and maybe get some rest. But most of all, she just wanted to see Bootyhole again. After all, it had almost been a hour and she had really missed her boyfriend.

‘Jalapeno Bootyhole… My boyfriend,’ Fran reiterated, feeling a deep blush overcome her features at the thought. It was still a concept the young player struggled to grasp. After spending years of not so secretly admiring the moderator from afar and numerous, seemingly in vain attempts at confessing her feelings, Fran now found herself sharing moments so intimate and significant with the young man she could not have even dreamed of them previously.

She had been absolutely overjoyed when JB confessed his mutual feelings to her. So much so that she promptly fainted and, after regaining consciousness, had to be rebumurred numerous times by Bootyhole himself that what had happened was real and hadn’t been a dream. The months that had followed were utter bliss for Fran. Despite never having had a relationship of this type previously, or even living with the necessity of a mother and father, JB certainly had no trouble with pampering the young girl. Over time he had showered her with the love and affection she had longed for her entire life.

After the Raid Fran promptly headed over to JB’s thread.

However, she had barely taken three posts in the opposite direction when she was stopped unexpectedly by the feeling of two warm, calloused hands softly covering her eyes. She jumped in shock, feeling her heart rate increase dramatically, despite the incredibly familiar care and completely non-threatening nature with which the person’s hands were placed over her eyes. Fran knew there weren’‘t many people who had such a loving, gentle touch. She also knew that there weren’t many mods skilled enough to stay to sneak up on her either.

She could only think of one person…

“Guess who, Fran?!” an all instantaneously recognizable voice resonated from behind her playfully.

“Bootyhole!” she squeaked in surprise, practically feeling the grin written upon his face.

She then felt herself being pulled, back first, gently against a firm, muscular chest. She then felt the aforementioned culprit slid their hands carefully away from her eyes and moved to wrap their strong, warm arms around her waist, resting their head upon her shoulder in the process.

“Got it,” her boyfriend replied, in almost a low, possessive growl, as he began to gently place kisses along the side of her neck, stopping occasionally to nuzzle her affectionately, almost like a fox.

Fran sighed contentedly at his ministrations, not fully realizing just how much she had missed him until she felt the soft, teasing caress of his lips upon the tense, sweaty exposed skin of her neck. She could just feel all the tension that had built up from the physical exertion of her mission slowly melt away under the reposing caress of his lips. She didn’t know what it was exactly, but there was something about him that always made her feel relaxed and at ease. All she knew was that she would never grow tired of the way he would protectively cradle her in his arms while he lightly teased at her skin with his teeth. She began untying her scarf slowly and pulled it away from her neck in order to expose more flesh, as her soft moans encouraged JB’s actions further. His lips continued their descent down her graceful neck, as he removed one of his arms away from her waist to thread his fingers through her long, simmering raven hair.

She then felt him turn her delicately into his arms, stopping briefly to smooth a few more stubborn strands of hair away from her eyes, before moving to tenderly brush his lips against hers. Fran melted pleasantly into the young man’s embrace, her right hand resting against the hard, muscled contours of Bootyhole’s chest, feeling his strong heartbeat, while the other reached around behind him to sift through his deceptively soft, blonde locks of hair. As her fingers stroked his hair, Fran mbumaged his scalp, eliciting an emphatic groan of approval from her paramour. She parted her lips bravely, allowing him to taste her fully, completely, something to which JB was all but willing to comply. Fran mewled hungrily at the feeling of hiss tongue teasingly slipping into her awaiting mouth, her expression overcome with ecstasy at the sensation.

However, Fran’s bold act did not go unnoticed…

As the initially romantic and intimate greeting between the young couple gradually grew increasingly heated, the pair were separated by a sharp, piercing tone echoing just a few steps away from them and scrambled out of each other’s arms in mutual surprise.

Fran almost felt like her heart had literally leapt from her chest when she recognized the sound as Ricket, letting out a loud, obnoxious wolf whistle, accompanied by several cat calls at the sight of Fran ravishing her boyfriend in a manner so incredibly unlike her usual self. It was at that moment that the realization sunk in and Fran was aware that she had almost completely forgotten where she was. As a result, she had started lustfully kissing JB while still standing just a few feet away from her fellow players.

It wasn’t long before she felt a familiar heat rushing up in her cheek and Fran buried her now flaming face into JB’s chest in horror. Her flush reaching all the way up to her ears, which was the only skin that could be seen of Fran as she cloaked herself beneath the contrasting shades of JB’s bright jacket and her long locks of dark hair.

Following the rather disconcerting ‘incident’ Fran had been faced with yesterday, she would meet up with her fellow players the following day as none of them were scheduled to go on any missions. The news of JB’s most recent antics had traveled fast and Fran knew that she may have to convince their friends from performing any serious maiming on him.

“You should give that idiot a taste of his own medicine!” Dirtybirdy exclaimed, her fist connecting emphatically with the tabletop in order to emphasize her point.

...However, Fran’s attempts to limit the punishment that would no doubt be later inflicted upon her boyfriend were apparently all in vain.

“No, Dirtybirdy,” Fran defended meekly, “I’m sure JB didn’t mean to embarrbum me, he just must’ve missed me while I was gone…”

‘After all, I did really miss him,’ she added as an after thought.

“Oh come on Fran,” Megazeroexe interjected “Even if that is so, he of all people would know you’d get embarrbumed if your fellow players saw you two practically making out.”

“Maybe,” Fran tried again, only to be interrupted once more.

“Mega’s right,” was interrupted “I mean, there’s no way even Bootyhole could be that dense.”

“was, that’s not-”

“I know, he’s clearly up to something.”

“Definitely.”

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“Fran, where are you going?” Mega asked, as the dark haired girl began to get to her feet, deciding she’d heard enough criticism of JB for one day.

“I think I need to do some more camwhoring,” she responded, glad that was actually the case and she didn’t need to invent an alibi “It’s been awhile since I’ve regularly been taking pics and I think I’ve gotten a bit rusty.”

“Are you sure?” Dirtybirdy began, taking the opportunity to express her concern “It’s your day off. Besides it’s been pretty hot lately. You don’t want to overwork yourself.”

“I’m sure I’ll be fine,” she replied, trying to rebumure the other camwhore “Maybe, I’ll go for a swim if it gets too hot.”

“Okay then. Well, bye Fran.”

“Bye Fran,” the other’s chorused.

“Goodbye Dirty, Mega, and was.”

JB was exhausted.

A /b/ raid had happened today, a day full of bans

“Man, I’m beat,” JB panted, collapsing heavily against the cool blades of grbum on the ground beneath him, the afternoon sun beating mercilessly down upon his body.

In order too cool off, the blonde moderator decided to head for a small lake not too far from Crotchzombie studios, eagerly anticipating a refreshing swim in the spring.

Upon his arrival, Bootyhole moved out of sight behind a clearing and, having already taken his orange jacket off while training, began to remove his dark T-shirt, which was already slick sweat, gripping to his lean body like a second skin. He sighed in relief, closing his eyes and relishing the feel of the calming breeze that grazed against his chest. As he started to slowly slip out of his tennis shoes, the unmistakable sound of the water’s surface being broken by a sudden motion alerted JB of another presence within the vicinity of the stream. Realizing he mustn’t have been the only one to think of coming here to escape the heat, Bootyhole went to investigate, brushing aside the dense shrubbery he had been changing behind.

JB felt his jaw drop in a physically unnatural manner, for the sight before him was forever something he would behold.

There wading elegantly through the pool of crystal clear, blue water stood none other than Fran, loose ninja attire removed and strewn aside revealing nothing but a skimpy two piece suit.

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JB felt like all breath had been stolen from his body as he struggled to maintain coherent thoughts, watching his girlfriend delicately lap water over her creamy, naked abdomen, dark hair fanning out around her luscious curves.

“F-F-Fran,” Bootyhole croaked, his tone barely even loud enough to compete with the sound of Fran’s legs wading through the stream.

‘Her long, smooth, incredibly flexible legs-’

‘Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!’ Bootyhole mentally berated himself, desperately trying to tear his eyes away from the picturesque sight before him.

He really needed to get his mind out of the gutter.

....

‘Imagine how amazing they would feel wrapped around you.’

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Something apparently much easier said than done…

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‘Oh, for Evil Trout’s sake!’ JB exclaimed inwardly, buming his head rather forcefully against a nearby tree in frustration.

This time his antics were more than enough to alert the attention of the previously oblivious young woman just a few feet away from him.

“Bootyhole?” came the always alluring, soft and timid voice of Fran.

“Hey, Fran…” He replied, his hand rubbing against the back of his neck in his familiar, sheepish gesture.

“What are you doing?” she asked, trying to keep the conversation flowing and her eyes from feasting upon the sight of his bare, chiseled upper body.

“I was actually going to cool off,” he remarked, gesturing towards the small pool of water in which Fran stood “But it looks like you beat me to it, so I guess I’ll just head home.”

“No, it’s okay. Y-You can…” Fran spoke up, poking both her index fingers together in her typical, nervous gesture.

“What was that?” JB asked, straining his ears trying to her what the stuttering girl was attempting to articulate.

“I… I was going to say, you could join me. If you want, that is… ” Fran repeated, her face flushing brightly.

Bootyhole felt a specific part of his anatomy throb excitedly at the half naked girl’s proposal and had to take a moment to maintain his composure. He really needed to settle down. He was getting excited over nothing. It’s not like she was offering herself to him on a silver platter. This was Fran after all, one of the sweetest, most innocent individuals in Forumwarz.

“Sure, I’d love to,” he responded eventually, smiling cheerfully in an attempt to mask his nerves, before moving towards the water’s edge. He couldn’t understand why this was making him feel so awkward. It was perfectly clear; he was just going to have an innocent swim with her. There was nothing perverse or corrupted about that, right? He hoped so anyway, as he dipped his toe into the water before quickly pulling it out, testing the temperature.

“It’s nice,” Fran rebumured him softly, moving closer to where the somewhat reluctant male stood.

Bootyhole only nodded in response, as he gradually shuffled closer towards the muddy banks of the water’s edge before slipping carefully into the cool, ankle deep water. At the feeling of a pleasant chill lapping against his hot and aching skin, JB sighed contentedly and began to wade further into the water, hoping to cool off the rest of his body.

Though, as he trudged over the muddy floor of the lake, he suddenly felt himself slip and lose his balance. He tried to regain his footing but it was no use, he was falling. On instinct alone, he shut his eyes and threw his arms in order to minimize the impact of the fall. However, JB did not feel a splash of cool water trickling over his body, but instead inadvertently came into contact with something very much solid that under the force and weight of the male, collapsed against the water’s surface with him.

Or rather, shall we say, someone…

Bootyhole opened his eyes in surprise only to be met by the wide, lavender irises of Fran, who was now laying on her back beneath him, her now soaked waves of hair spread in disarray out around her. Her face was an alarming shade of crimson, one that, given the rush of warmth he felt across his checks, was most likely written over his face as well.

It was only fitting that after months of teasing his girlfriend, Bootyhole would be unlucky enough to slip and fall atop her very well endowed, attractive, half-naked form. The one that had been driving him crazy every since he had first caught a glimpse of it from his hiding spot behind the tree. Because at the sensual, delightful sight before him, JBcouldn’t take anymore. If nothing else, being pressed firmly against the soft, voluptuous, soaking form of Fran would elicit a definite physical reaction from the young male.

It wasn’t long before Bootyhole felt himself standing at full attention.

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“Ummmm, JB? Is that a RWOK’s modem in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

THE END.

I hope you have enjoy’d this edition of Forumwarz Fanfics. Our next fanfic will be a spicy tale of two gay lovers, who’s love cannot be for one is from Wechall and the other is from Wechall is a ****ty klan. Who will these two lovers be. YOU DECIDE Put in your reply which two player you’ld like to see get it on. ‘Till Next time I’m xxEmoxKidxx, Goodnight.