What the hell is with my indian firneds and hitting on my ****ing relatives. Seroiudly. “Hook me up with *insert name here*” my bum, find someone ELSE”S relatives to hit on you sleazy sods. Sure you’re good guys but **** how am I supposed to twell them that some dudr yhrey met once wants to bone the helll oout of them? They have more standards than that you clowns, why don’t youe get it? I try to be subtle and it FAILS> Not everyone isd a nightclub-whore. JESUS CHIRST.