In other words, right now, America sucks bum. Period. That’s why I keep hoping for someone to bomb us.

Really? I thought it had more to do with your being a human wasteland with nothing to look forward to in life save your inevitable demise at the hands of people who actually get laid instead of spending all their time giving themselves STIs.

I gave your mother genital warts just the other day so she wouldn’t have to do it herself.