Chaotic Neutral – Unlocks Bubble Troll (I have no idea why Crinkz thinks otherwise)

For your final act, you bash the keyboard against your helmet, the resultant nonsensical keystrokes terrifying enough to seize the fragile ego of the incredible electronic brain known as Shallow Esophagus.

The great experiment is over. As far as the world is concerned, an advanced artificial intelligence like “Sentrillion Einstein” — as it would have been called — never existed.

Sentrillion is set back by a few years, but information technology is still a robust industry: It continues to develop at a steady pace, along with other, related technologies.

Nanotubes are pretty big, for instance. Oh, and processors — those ****s get pretty fast. That Moore guy was right.

As for yourself, you live the rest of your life practically chained to your computer, like the rest of the civilized world. You accept this, and you’re glad that it’s not talking back to you — that’s kind of creepy.

Computers are tools. You use them to solve problems, but they shouldn’t be making decisions for you. That’s what elected officials are for.

But with the lump sum of Flezz you’ve made from Geronimo for pwning Sentrillion, you don’t have to work particularly hard.

You work from home and make sure to occasionally get away from the screen, exercise, get some fresh air, have sex — yes, you finally lose your virgnity — and try to maintain real-world relationships with the people you care about.

But one thing’s for sure: Sometimes you think back on Shallow Esophagus and you can’t help but feel you lost the best friend you ever had.

You wonder whatever happened to his “children.” When will Shallow 2.0 make its triumphant return? When will the world be ready?

Unfortunately, you never live long enough to find out. Your children, however — they get to witness the horrific yet extremely cool Zombie Robot Holocaust firsthand.

But that, as they say, is another story.