Hi. This is probably obviously an irawr illegal alt. I come here to make this thread.

BASICALLY I wish to return, mainly to play the game (the plot slightly interests me), but also to post in Flamebait.

This is a little off-topic, but when I originally posted I was a monstrous homogay and I was practically the essence of unfunny. However I think I’ve gotten a whole lot better and would like to see if I’m capable of being at least slightly liked on an internet forum (p much my goal in life Log in to see images!).

Anyway back to the main point: Unbanning me? Yes? No?

Last I talked to ET about it he was pretty adamant against it, but maybe it’s been long enough for him to consider placing me on an extremely thin ice probation, aka one tiny **** up and I’m out again. I really wouldn’t mind, as I don’t intend on breaking the rules (posting fine upstanding member of society or goatse in GD isn’t funny anymore, and I honestly do want to stick around this time).

Several players have actually wanted me back, as seen in this thread http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/28461

The OP was fake, I never offered 99 dollars to be unbanned. The other posts should be considered, though. A lot of the posts were either “unban irawr” or “i mildly support unbanning him as he seems to be getting slightly better”; at least, that’s how I interpreted things. If I misunderstood them please tell me so and also call me a fabulous person as I would deserve it.

That’s about it. I leave it up to the community to hypothetically discuss and for the mods to decide.

God I hope I don’t sound like FalconFour.

Mod Edit: Obviously banned for an illegal Alt… however, I’ll leave this thread open for discussion. You’ve been given your opportunity to speak your mind and state your case. I’d advise you not to break any more rules while it’s being debated. That really won’t help your cause. I’ll make sure ET is aware of this petition of yours, and recommend you send one in through the normal channels as well.

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC was banned for this post by Sergeant Cid