Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!
Charlie Sheen Posted:
oh man lives been totals rough as o lates first that puss cryer wins an emmy and i didnt and then it leaks that i ordered a hit on that smuck and now the tablods are all over my publicity male reproductive organ about how i gets my swerve on.
what im tryin to rap to ya is that im p blue right now so im thinkin Chuck what makes you happy? duh ted nugent
so im thinkin Chuck what would ted nugent do (wwtnd) and okay maybe do some huntin but im chill with deers and elk i dont wanna shoot no deer man bring on my boat will get drunk you know maybe i can infuse some tasty apples with gin or i can be lickin poon and they can be lickin a salt lick or deer poon if that kind of strange is around
what else would uncle teddy do? hed put out a kick bum live double album filled with awesome songs and crazy talkin now i know peeps know bout my band and the fat sweaty bbum lines i often rip so i can totals put out an album on my label (heart shaped male reproductive organ records ltd.) but that’s not enough
you know what also makes me happy contests so ima do a double contest like my man ted would do two ways to win countless ways to help your ol buddy Charlie Sheen
CONTEST 1: THE ROCK YOUR BALLS INTO ****IN SPACE CONTEST
-write a song that i can play with ted nugent at what will totals be the best concert ever
-this song should incoperate themes that jive with me and ted
-if you actually record the song w/ music an everythin that’s extra points
-were playin real rock and roll none of that big bopper hello baby ****
-make it awesome
PRIZES:
1st place- 100 bp
2nd place- 50 bp
3rd place- 15 bp cuz third place is for suckers why didnt you just lose homo
CONTEST 2: CHANGE MOVIES FOREVER
-write a script for a movie starring me
-it can be a single scene, a cupple scenes, or however much you think will impress me
-im into all genres just make sure its awesome
-if you make a movie poster or somethin for the movie you get extra points
Prizes:
1st place- 100 bp
2nd place- 50 bp
3rd place- 15 bp again cuz your a homo
contest ends uh febuary 13th lets says hope everythin is clear cuz im drunk and shoutin real loud right now
