The Butler Posted:

While I do not consider myself a proper snob, I do provide an excellent level of service to those who are of a certain social clbum. If you feel interested in obtaining my services, I am currently without adequate employment.

How do you feel about selfish, arrogant, know-it-all Americans with spoiled rotten children, who allow said monster spawn to ride the hired help like broken, pathetic pack mules. We’re currently interviewing applicants.

For some reason our last housekeeper walked out on us.

Lazy ****.