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My reasons are:

1. I refuse to pay for it.

OK

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2. I am a beta tester and I refuse to pay for Episode 3.

OK

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3. The writing is masturbatory and juvenile.

May I ask which game you thought you were playing?

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4. “Hey lets name someone fart and comment on it! We are so self aware and real comedy writers.”

There were no comedy writers involved. There may have been writers involved. Their number and self-awareness is debatable.

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5. ”’Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac.’ It’s funny because we just repeat it over and over again. What are you talking about? Why would we ever need more than one joke?”

I, too, do not like hamburgers.

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6. I would be more interested if JB wrote it all by himself. There has been a drop in quality since EPOne.

I don’t see a drop in quality; it seems mostly the same to me. Unfortunately, “more of the same” is often perceived as a drop in quality. I would agree if you had said there was a drop in continuity and cohesiveness. All of the above are extremely challenging to overcome in an episode-based format.

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7. DId I mention how long winded it is? They took a **** and then decided to comment on every wrinkle.

I think many people agree that it became too wordy. How would you recommend game additions be approached in the future, given the IM-convo format around which the game and a majority of its content is built?

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8. Mediocrity abound.

This is not a sentence.

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9. Anyone want to be my Valentine? I should hold a contest.

You are on this site so much for a reason.

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10. Everything has been so much better when I stopped subscribing to threads.

I do not know what this means.

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11. I’ve ran out of steam for this. I eagerly await No More Heroes 2.

I do not know what this is, but your steam seems undiminished. You seem full of it, even!