I need help beating the level 35 forums.I am a level 35 troll,and i always get killed.

here are my stats and equipment:

Stats

Ego 3300 (level 19)

Douchebaggery 347 (level 9)

24 offense

40 defense

14 luck

11 frugality

6 charisma

10 upkeep

Neutral

Items:

I Almost Had Sex With a Woman: Memoirs of a Hacker Hero

PruneServ™

more random keystrokes.dtbs

Tumorous Kidney

Versnatche™ Earbleeders

Just Buy It – Flo Rida feat. Rihanna, Jay-Z, DMX, L’il Wayne, Kanye West (Instrumental).(Farming HOFF for a pink floyd)

if u look closely u can see my woman's genitals lol.ogle

Deluxe Paperclip bumistant Suite v9.0 [2 CDs].exec

Master Ball (I use 1000 facebook friends on rollovers)

Controlled Brain Injury

Two.fair.ladies.with.a.fine.champagne.glbum.1915.dvda

Simple Web Spider™

Can i upgrade my .moar files (except the for the music one) for under 500K,and what statas should i take with haxlrose?

I don’t have episode 2.Also, if any of you have seen the new ep 3 items,can i get better equipment and/or better,reasonably priced consumables?