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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
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A Penny(wise) for your male reproductive organs

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Starring: Pennywise the Clown as Himself, a child molester/rapist.

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John Stockphoto as “Aaron bum****ed”, the impossibly attractive 12 year old loner.

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Morgan Freeman as Officer Chuckles, an ex-clown now-cop private detective hired to find this serial rapist.

Scene II: Officer Chuckles is made aware of the situation

Chuckles: Gimmie the scoop, chief. What do you have for me today?

Chief:Let’s see… purse snatching, battery, petty theft.. not much to-WAIT. (close up on Chief)

Chuckles: What is it, Chief?

Chief: Local boy claims enjoy at the hands of maniacal clown… this one sounds interesting.

Chuckles: CLOWNS.

Pbumerby: CHIEF, CHIEF! We got a video of the enjoy that boy was talking about!

Chuckles: I’ll take it. Let me see this sick man.

Tape Plays: Pennywise is slowly following Aaron. Suddenly, he leaps onto his back. In one fluid motion, their clothes are off. The next scene is both too violent and too hot to be explained, and will be filmed entirely by expendable workers who will be shot post-production.

Chuckles: Oh god… (close up on face as he vomits, followed by close up on pants as his raging erection causes him to climax.)

End of Scene II

Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 01/08/2010 2:21PM
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