I saw it today and left the cinema disappointed.

If you put that much money into a movie – make it in fact the most expensive movie ever – you just can’t come up with a story as trivial as this. Change the setting and take away the special effects and you have a story that has been told a thousand times before. One-dimensional characters, predictable story, obligatory love-relation/scene, terrible oneliners (That’s gonna hurt; Bingo!) all combined in one film. What a wise decision to bring enough nachos.