Velma Dinkley Posted:

JINKIES!

We were the best detectives around until some of my friends went missing. I’m as lost without them as I would be without my glbumes.

Could you help me find them? And while you’re at it, could you help me find my glbumes, too? I seem to have lost them again.

Would you be after 2 guys, a girl and a dog?

If so, they stopped by the station to stock up on supplies, about 10 hours ago. One of the guys just about ate out the kitchen; I’ve never seen an appetite like that. Only thing that could challenge him was his dog, biggest bloody thing I’ve ever seen. Anyway, they headed out west, towards Tooley Creek, said they were chasing ‘the Beast of the Pilliga’. Bunch of nonsense if you ask me, just an old swaggies tale, but they wouldn’t listen. Probably been had by a croc, silly buggers. We’ll go look for ‘em in the morning.