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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
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Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

He’s not the only one who does delightfully misleading Kyoubai auction thread titles!

While you’re here, take a gander at THE BEST PICTURE FILE IN EXISTENCE. Yes, I’m talking about BLOOD SPLATTER ART.

The last one I auctioned a few days ago was so popular, I decided to put up another one. If you were upset you missed such a rare and valuable auction, or maybe were a little short on cash last time, now’s your lucky day.

Blood Spatter Art.xpeg

* Max Ego +170

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Max Douchebaggery +170

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405721-blood-spatter-art-xpeg

But what good is the Best Picture File Ever without the Best Video File Ever to go with it?

****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Douchebaggery +170

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405726-****-milf-asian-mammary glands-great timesshot-latina-interracial-anal-girls-dvda

An ode to the clbumic and beloved troll avatar, this awesome Troll rollover picture file will surely aid your wallet; it’ll pay for itself in no time!

FLASHING RED AND GREEN.ogle

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Douchebaggery +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405729-flashing-red-and-green-ogle

Hands down, the Best Program Ever for Ego boosting, this .moar will make you almost impossible to kill!

Calorie Watcher v3.1.exec

* Max Ego +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405730-calorie-watcher-v3-1-exec

Let’s keep the great picture files coming with this gem. One of the best .moars for your money, this file is especially good for Emos, who get great Offense boost without any of that pesky Defense getting in the way of damage.

Pictures of YOU.leer

* Max Ego +170

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405731-pictures-of-you-leer

Another great rollover file, this Video has the added benefit of being helpful during raids, giving you a hefty Defense and Ego bonus.

bear escapes local zoo children die hysterical.divy

* Max Ego +170

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405732-bear-escapes-local-zoo-children-die-hysterical-divy

And last but not least, what .moar collection would be complete without a little bit of derisive humor towards the handicapped?

Hilarious conversation between deaf boy and downs syndrome girl.noiz

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405733-hilarious-conversation-between-deaf-boy-and-downs-syndrome-girl-noiz

Reserves on all files except Blood Splatter are set at a SUPER LOW  65,000! This is virtually what I’d get for selling it at the Ppwn Shoppe, so you know you’re getting a deal. Make these files yours today!

Shii edited this message on 12/09/2009 9:27PM
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