This is a list of people I want to meet.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

So I can say that I met him and that he was a pretty chill guy.

David Chang.

So I can hug him and tell him that he knows how to handle pork bum like nobody else. And to get tips on how to be a master food alchemist.

Robert Pirsig.

I want to know if he still smokes. If he does, I want to know what brand.

Sylvester McCoy.

If I touch him, all of my earthly problems will disappear.

Uwe Boll.

I want to bask in his evil.

The Coen Brothers.

So I can punch them in the male reproductive organ for basically telling all of mankind that they are very special and should kill themselves. They only have one, they have to share it just like the Fates did.

This list will be updated as time goes on.