The best moar files ever sold in one place!

I’m only 15 million Flezz from the Emo Kid flezz peen, so help a poor wolf out and make these amazing files part of your collection!

NOW ANNOUNCING

THE

BEST

ROLLOVER

FILE

EVER!!

JerkStoreCalledThey’reOutOfYou.xpeg

* Luck +7

* Max Ego +175

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402511-jerkstorecalledthey-8217-reoutofyou-xpeg

This incredibly good file went for a staggering 8.4 million gp last time it was put up. The reserve is less than HALF THAT! Make this awesome file yours today!

And for those looking for some Troll boosting moars, I have all you’d ever want!

DEFINITELY NOT A SHOCK IMAGE.ogle

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Max Douchebaggery +170

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/401961-definitely-not-a-shock-image-ogle

And the best video for trolls, indeed, the best video all around!

****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Douchebaggery +170

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402351-****-milf-asian-mammary glands-great timesshot-latina-interracial-anal-girls-dvda

Speaking of troll videos, here’s another staple to any trolls porn collection!

1000 MAN great times (GIRL DROWNS).pr0n

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

* Max Douchebaggery +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402512-1000-man-great times-girl-drowns-pr0n

From the ever-popular troll avatar comes this beauty. Make your equipment and your avatar match with this great Picture file!

FLASHING RED AND GREEN.ogle

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Douchebaggery +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402513-flashing-red-and-green-ogle

The best program file for Ego, perfect for Permanoobs. Make it yours!

Calorie Watcher v3.1.exec

* Max Ego +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402350-calorie-watcher-v3-1-exec

Hey, I was rummaging through my dresser and found these. Wanna buy them back before someone else gets them? One of the best Picture files for Emos, Pictures of YOU has no pesky defense to get in the way of that sweet, sweet offence-boosting damage.

Pictures of YOU.leer

* Max Ego +170

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402352-pictures-of-you-leer

Tragedies make for great rollover and pwning video files!

bear escapes local zoo children die hysterical.divy

* Max Ego +170

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402353-bear-escapes-local-zoo-children-die-hysterical-divy

And what ForumWarz auction would go without some racism?

Unaired Network Exclusive – Black People with REAL Jobs.divy

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402354-unaired-network-exclusive-8211-black-people-with-real-jobs-divy

Are you a Hacker? Have trouble making ends meet to pay that upkeep cost, and find yourself always running out of Processing Power? Look no further! This file will take care of every need you have.

decss – a dramatic reading.lstn

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Processing Power +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402514-decss-8211-a-dramatic-reading-lstn

And just in case you REALLY need Processing Power, this file will ensure you never need any ever again.

Hacking Ruby Scripts – A Love/Hate Affair.pres

* Max Ego +175

* Defense +7

* Max Processing Power +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402515-hacking-ruby-scripts-8211-a-love-hate-affair-pres

Everyone loves comedy! And what better way to laugh than at some poor child’s handicap?

Hilarious conversation between deaf boy and downs syndrome girl.noiz

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402516-hilarious-conversation-between-deaf-boy-and-downs-syndrome-girl-noiz

TUNE IN THREE DAYS FROM NOW! I have more files coming up, including the coveted fermat’s last theorem, merely awaiting the end of Aldo’s auction.

Thanks in advance for your time, bidding, and money!