I remember trying to sneak attack a guy on a skidoo during a war, which would have worked if I had had a gun. T’was an awesome plan that involved hiding in a snow trench and sneaking behind him… Instead I was caught and brought to a house where one of my good friends was hanging out. Turns out one of his friends has just done home surgery to remove his testicles to get rid of some sort of medical problem.

So I remember spraying things with a hose in some sort of aqueduct in the living room as they were setting up a buffet and running into a nun before going online to hunt down pics of chicks taking showers for Vageena Davis.

But actually that last part sounds pretty good, so let’s do that!

And while you’re at it you could always post them over here at the same time for a chance to win some BP.

Believe it or not this request was requested after detailing my dream so it’s not just a shameless plug…