Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I don’t particularly want to hold you to anything — other than my sweaty, naked body after an extended bout of lovemaking, that is.

So, here’s the reason I have no qualms about belittling your contributions to Flamebate:

I am 100% committed to destroying Crotch Zombie and Forumwars. That post was in no way meant to draw a comparison between my behavior here on this site and a minor auto-reverted act of vandalism on another site for which I got banned on this site. All the fights I pick and drama I cause are certainly not for entertainment purposes. I will not rest until my ****posting brings this whole site down. You are very right to think I’m out to harm your interests JB. I am coming…for you

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Anyway, if you’re quitting the site, that’s your decision. I’m not going to make a martyr out of you,

Damn it.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

and I’m not going to beg you to stay, either.

Double Damn it.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

We have far more pressing concerns to deal with right now.

Now THAT is insulting. How dare you think anything is more important than me.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Incidentally, if your response is, “You know what? I’m going to stick around just to make CZ’s lives a living hell,” I’d advise against it. If you’re that upset about one altered post, I’d hate to see how you react when your name mysteriously changes to Hurtbum fabulous persongity. Log in to see images!

When are you going to stop taking me seriously?