If thou should come to understand that thine brownie points overfloweth, then thou would be a wise a one indeed to bestow providence upon those with lesser fortune. I shalt be forever grateful to those who would bestow such good fortune upon me. I am but a lowly clerk who hath no card of credit and not enough funds in my ledger to make this fair transaction. I humbly submit this request to those in a much more powerful position than I, and await thine judgement. Prithee, grant my token request.