Need more ‘roids than THE_**** can give you? Look no further. From now on, I’ll be selling the ‘roids everyday at the buyout price of 150 so you can thread more pwns with the force of a thousand angry fine upstanding member of societys and shrink your nuts to the size of an amusingly small pair of rabbit droppings. Lets face it, you all have funny shaped balls anyway so you have nothing to lose with my offer. These are on a first come first serve basis, so please no complaining if you can’t get yours because there will always be some more tomorrow.

BUT WAIT!! I DON’T JUST SELL ROIDS – I BUY THEM TOO!!

Just make an auction with a buyout of 150 (no higher because I won’t pay for it) AND SEND ME A TUBMAIL!

Disclaimer: Items posted below are on a first-come-first-serve basis. If all items have been sold then please come back tomorrow as there will usually be more. I just thought this was worth mentioning twice because it is that important.