Post your prediction for the day MercWithMouth will kill himself. Closest answer without going over wins 15 BP. No duplicates, obviously. Contest is null and void if Merc dies of natural causes or is murdered or anything that isn’t at his own hands. Alts are fine to post itt.

Contest will end when I’m presented with clear evidence of MercWithMouth’s death. A newspaper article or something would be fine, so if you plan on encouraging Merc, make sure you suggest something newsworthy.

Edit: Prize pool increased to 15 BP.