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Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

1) Mr. Franklin: Will die. Soon. Probably suicide. We killed his wife, and he can’t get any more cigs.

2) Mrs. Franklin: No, has had a very special child before, might be prone to in the future. We also need women for procreation, and I don’t think she’ll be willing to have more after we slaughter her husband.

3)Floyd Franklin: We don’t want more mentally handicapped children, but this guy might work out the best. We can train him to do useful grunt work, also a fondness of the military will aid in the new government. Will hopefully quickly get over the death of his parents.

4) James Vitrono: Divorced twice, no skill.

5)Hermann Huntington: Cold personality, sterile. PhD or not, someone should be able to put some herbs together and provide treatment until we can properly excavate the wreckage of our old civilization.

6) Vanessa Rodriguez: Ex-prostitute, no skill.

7) Rick Washington: He’s 59.

8) Mbumaga Linn: Gardening is great, but the political anarchist thing is what’s bugging me. Hopefully will conform.

9) Adam Li: Culinary arts is always good.

10) Susan Cho: Snobby is not that good, however is good with kids. Also, this way we can bring her husband.

11) Amy Youngston: Great for procreation.

12) Kevin McGall: Really unnecessary conflict. We do not need people who hate each other. That’ll come once we have 100 people or so, then we can start the hunts.

13) Gi’hands Mahtmah: Self-defense is always good, but the heart problems are offsetting.

14) Juli Mohammed: Patriot, will defend the reich. Good for procreation.

15) Chelsea Masterson: Prostitute, could have STDs, drug history and arrest records not that good.

16) Bishop Wesslex: Vow and chastity and poverty does not tie in the to the dream society.

17) Michelle Famtishidd: Great for procreating. The nursing helps as well. The weakened immune system will be difficult to deal with, but we should be able to help her as much as we can.

18) Mike Preston: Obvious choice, good political view, could aid in harnessing technology, knowledge of coding could help us start from scratch if we could get the necessary electronics together. Great for procreation.

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So, my finalists are:

Floyd Franklin (M), mentally handicapped.

Mbumaga Linn (M), gardener, anarchist.

Adam Li (M), cook.

Susan Cho (F), snobby, good with kids.

Amy Youngston (F).

Juli Mohammed (F), patriot.

Michelle Famtishidd (F), Nurse, weakened immune system.

Mike Preston (M), intelligent, skilled programmer, avid reader.

Myself (M), intelligent, avid reader, skilled in the sciences.

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Our base couples for reproduction would be:

Adam & Susan.

Juli and Preston.

Myself and Amy.

Mbumaga and Michelle.

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