I am honored by the creation of a rule in my honor, however I am displeased that the rule is not named Rule XXVVLLCS: Leetlol Clause: Thou shalt not take the Forum Lords’ names in vain. Thou shalt not defile or besmirch thine masters beyond the Flamebate RP sanctuary.

I will continue to do my best to bring more Holy laws down upon the indentured populace until a long time hence, when I am permabanned, and all the little Flamebateers will have to sit facing the Blessed male reproductive organ Bishop, neither looking at nor touching each other, hands clasped neatly in their laps like they’re at Bible Camp. They will listen and they will obey, faces shining with the promise of their Salvation. They will sing a Psalm to my martyrdom and then chant “One, Two, One, Two, One, Two…”