THE TERMS

I’m sick of waiting around for Arty to take his dress off and sit down to terms so I am deciding everything for him. I’m sure the UN will recognize that I have given him every opportunity to voice his desires and that his lack of response can be seen as a lack of care.

THE WAR:

-Will be waged in IDC and the GRP forums, as to not **** up anyplace that CZ cares about (no thanks necessary guys)

-each thread where I engage Arty or his backers (or vice versa) will be considered a “battlefield”. There is no limit to how many battles may be ongoing at once. A thread is “won” when one side forces the other to either admit defeat or fall back to standard boring defenses (puppetmaster, “no u”, “im laughing cuz you suck”, “yawn”, or any other comeback that involves no thought or skill).

-The “war” will be won when impartial judges (lookin at you mods) decide that the tide of war has shifted far enough in one persons favor to exclude the possibility of a comeback, i.e. “total defeat”.

IF HOBART WINS:

-Artifactor is banned for a year.

-Every poster that posted to back Artifactor will be forced to post Goatse in a CD thread within one week of Artifactors ban

-WHEN ARTIFACTOR COMES BACK he will be forced to post “I’m a little ****” at least once a week for 3 months or be banned for another year.

-Someone from Artifactors side must send Hobart a bp so that he may change his name to “Hobart Bliggity – Destroyer of Idiots”

IF ARTIFACTOR WINS (lol)

-Hobart Bliggity will be permabanned

-The 10 posters that comprised Hobart’s forces will be forced to post goatse in a CD rules thread

-WHEN THOSE POSTERS COME BACK FROM THEIR BANS, they will be forced to join WeChall or TAM for 1 month.

-BEFORE HOBART IS BANNED, he will send Artifactor 1 bp so that Arty might change his name to “Artifactor – Slayer of Gods.”

IF YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS simply quote this post and say “I agree”

War will begin once I get my forces straight.

ILU,

Hobart