I blame CS for this thread’s failure; a contest dedicated to “flaming” as opposed to “trolling” is destined to fill up with nothing but unfunny, generic insults. All of the contestants are trying so hard to be mean that they forget to be funny. Or subtle. Or any of the other things that make flames unfunny and trolling hysterical. I move to convert this to a “the best troll” competition, and secondarily move that Bondage**** already won—because not posting at all after entering this worthless contest is the best troll of all.