handofg0d Posted:

I AM A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING BECAUSE

1) YOU SUCK LIKE 30 DILDOS AT THE SAME TIME YOU fabulous person

2) I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO YOU POOR PIECE OF **** GET A ****ING REAL JOB AND CONTRIBUTE TO THE ECONOMY ****

3) YOU SMELL LIKE A HOBOS NUTSACK COVERED IN ROTTEN SHRIMP VOMIT

4) I HAVE A HUGE male reproductive organ THAT PLEASES WOMEN BOTH FOR ITS SIZE AND HOW WELL I USE IT

5) I AM LITERALLY A GENIUS AS DETERMINED BY MULTIPLE SOURCES AND TESTS

6) YOU WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT FUNNY WAS IF IT CAME UP AND male reproductive organ SLAPPED YOU SO HARD YOU HAD A MUSHROOM SHAPED BRUISE ON YOUR CHEEK FOR A MONTH.

7) I DON’T GARGLE AIDS INFESTED SEMEN LIKE YOU

8) I HAVE GREAT TASTES IN MUSIC, FILM, AND LITERATURE

9) I AM NOT A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE THAT MY PARENTS REGRET TO THE POINT THAT THE ABANDONED ME IN A JUNK YARD SHORTLY BEFORE KILLING THEMSELVES

10) I’M WHITE.

NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U

DID I FORGET TO SAY: NO U?

ALSO, THE GAME