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Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

<Bashy> How have you succeeded in your various endeavors? Maybe you had your life ruined, but I seem to not be able to even get to that point.

<Bashy> How do you do it?

<MercWithMouth> Remember how you said that you were being made to chose between subtle and bumertive?

<MercWithMouth> Well, there is a clear option between those two.

<MercWithMouth> Strong. bumertive.

<MercWithMouth> LIKE A GODDAMN FREIGHT-TRAIN.

<MercWithMouth> Anything up to the point of getting a restraining order slapped on you is fair game.

<MercWithMouth> In fact, it’s the par.

<Bashy> Hmm. I suppose that might be more preferable. You cannot succeed if you don’t make enough opportunities…. and no is yes, right?

<MercWithMouth> It will make you feel so, so SO ABSOLUTELY disgusting to behave like that…

<MercWithMouth> but, natural selection appears to favor aggression.

<Bashy> Oh, I think I could probably get used to it, after all I’ve been through and been made to feel the other route.

<MercWithMouth> *nodz*

<MercWithMouth> well, try not to get TOO used to it.

<MercWithMouth> you need to be able to look at yourself in the mirror.

<MercWithMouth> hmmmm. what this calls for…

<MercWithMouth> is a 2min instructional video.

<MercWithMouth> (sorta…Log in to see images!

<Bashy> I could do that better if there was a naked women beside me in the mirror.

<MercWithMouth> Ok, here’s lesson one.

<MercWithMouth> Nature of the beast.

<MercWithMouth> http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/130172

<Bashy> Viewing.

<Bashy> This seems pretty apt.

<Courtney> * MercWithMouth though secretly worships the word <——- gross

<Bashy> Even more apt, now. That’s exactly my experience!

<MercWithMouth> Yep.

<MercWithMouth> And did you see the logic in there?

* MercWithMouth was kicked by Courtney (Courtney)

<Bashy> LOL

<Bashy> YET ANOTHER SHOTGUN TO MERCIWTHMOUTH’S HEAD AT THE HANDS OF A WOMAN

* MercWithMouth has joined #skullyroom

* Bashy DIESDIESDIESDIES

<Bashy> PROOF OF THE BRUTALITY

<MercWithMouth> I’ll tubmail you…

<Courtney> lol

<Bashy> Thanks!

<Bashy> The enemy is among us.

* Courtney sets mode: +b MercWithMouth!*Mibbit@[lol]

* MercWithMouth was kicked by HAL9001 (Banned)

<Bashy> ohhhhhhhhh my fuvkin

<Bashy> god i am dying

<Bashy> i am so mean

<Bashy> oh god

<Bashy> i have stooped to the level of the internet and it feels so good


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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