It’s not even close to Christmas yet, I know, but this popped into my head, and I haven’t been able to get it out.

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The 12 Days of INCIT

On the first day of INCIT,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Another caption regarding goatse.

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On the second day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the third day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the fourth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the fifth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the sixth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the seventh day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Seven people leaving,

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the eighth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Eight bots reminding,

Seven people leaving,

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the ninth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Nine calls of ‘Fix it!’,

Eight bots reminding,

Seven people leaving,

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the tenth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Ten Mods a-banning,

Nine calls of ‘Fix it!’,

Eight bots reminding,

Seven people leaving,

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the eleventh day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Eleven people waiting,

Ten Mods a-banning,

Nine calls of ‘Fix it!’,

Eight bots reminding,

Seven people leaving,

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Twelve voters voting,

Eleven people waiting,

Ten Mods a-banning,

Nine calls of ‘Fix it!’,

Eight bots reminding,

Seven people leaving,

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse!