during the war i was a temporary himmler for when he was ill or had to attend his yoga and, as such, i got special priviledges such as a crowd of ****es to follow me wherever i went (mainly towards the ****es)

during my himmler/**** time i invented the sexual practice known as tea bagging or as we used to call is “saur-krauting” (because i havea disease that makes my balls seem like pickled cabbage.

furthermore, i will blow you