This is an IOU for an item that will be available when Episode 3 launches.

“I do not like troll eggs and spam. I do not like them, Hammer of Bans”. Dr. Goose’s book on internet history somehow avoids explicit content, yet communicates ideas like goatse through colourful pictures and whimsical language suitable for children.

Be the only other person on Forumwarz to own this undoubtedly powerful item, one of only two Episode III books and one of only two IOU’s for this book. As a book any clbum can equip it, from the terrifying Troll to lowly Re-Re. If the Cred Leaderboard is brought back, this item may be your pole vault toward topping the leaderboard before it gets taken down again, and could allow you to beat Episode III fast enough to gain access to any limited time special events or Peens. Do not miss this opportunity!

Reserve: 10,000,000

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