I got a few of these:

Number 1:

You: A wild ABRA appears

Stranger: mlia

You: ABRA used teleport

You have disconnected.

Number 2:

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: where are you from

You: Nevada.

Stranger: cool

Stranger: im MA

You: You’re missing in action?

Stranger: mbum

Stranger: from there

You: You’re typing this from church?

You: WTH?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Number 3:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: Hey

Stranger: What’s up?

You: I’ve got my secret family recipe for Bush’s baked beans, and the only one who knows it besides me is my dog Duke, but he’s not talking.

You: “It’s Soylent Green!”

Shut-up Duke!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Number 4:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Grar! I’m going to hide under this bridge, wait, and then when your goats come by, I’ll eat them!

You: Get it?

Stranger: sorry

You: Log in to see images!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.