name: Charlie Sheen

Species: sex wizard

Gender: manly

Looks: devlishly handsome strong fast

Personaility: has a tendency to slam dunk and cast sex magic

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so one day after the viking wars i was meditatin about sex magic when there was a knock on the door. its the police i thought so i teleported to the moon base jemto-9. jemto-9 was a state of the art moon base.

but jemto-9 was under attack by space people. i crawled into the air ducts and snuck around trying to figure out there plot then i cast a spell that made their balls catch on fire.

“**** you space people” i say as i burst out of the duct. i shoot a bunch of people with my dual uzis, four in each hand. then i cast a spell that brought the biggest tittyed women on the moon to one spot: my hotel room.

and im ****in them and at one point this dude brings in my hamburger and purple gatorade and the bellboy turns out to be sonic the pighog asnd hes on the moon! he says “hey, Charlie Sheen, thanks for savin me back at jemto-9. im a total fabulous personot and cant do anythin”

but im pretty drunk and i got woman's genitals fever ast the moment so i just punch him in the stomach.