Kittysan Posted:

ghax E-Peen length: 16.34”

Bashy’s E-Peen length: 11.06”

I rest my case.

Girth, man, girth. I said girth. You can poke at a clam all you want with a long needle, and ain’t **** gonna happen. But come swinging a fat baton, and that thing will crack wide open.

Clam. Goddamn. Chowder.

Also, most of Ghax’s inches were rubber and prosthetic. That is to say, he had a dishonest dong. A cheatermale reproductive organ. A plastic pole; a sham schlong. A wily willy.

What I mean to say is, you’re comparing plastic apples to my two oranges… and big fat banana.