How are you even supposed to troll a “looking for a troll, please troll here” trolling thread. I mean, you could be rude or offensive, or rely on generic “trolling” memes, but it’s not exactly going to showcase your trolling skills when there’s no-one to be trolled because no-one’s taking the topic seriously in the first place.

Even if the world’s greatest troll came and trolled in here, who’s going to get upset? Where are the laughably bumhurt reactions going to come from? There can be no trolling without a trollee. The whole thing is just stupid, you should be ashamed.