funny. I was going to qualify my earlier post and say “yes, there is indeed such a thing as a real lesbian, but for every woman who actually is emotionally and physically attracted to women more than (or indeed apart from) men, there are several who took a college clbum from some “strong, empowered” woman professor and started experimenting and soon enough OMG GIRLS ARE SOOOOO MUCH BETTER for about two years until you’re old enough that the male libido begins to subside and we begin to get the knack of what y’all like.

LOOK AT ME GUYS I TOOK A FEW COLLEGE CLbumES AND NOW I’M GAY.

Also.

If you didn’t want our attention for it you shouldn’t have ****ing brought it up.

I would point out that one of my favorite posters, 1337xxxxxxxxxlolololxxxxxxxxxx1337 kept her gender fundamentally under wraps for a good six months, maybe more. You’ve posted pics and video, and boasted about your sexuality. These things all tie together to paint one very clear picture: I WANT ATTENTION.