Fie,

My friend Zonbei, who is sitting next to me right now and is definitely not me, would like to be unbanned. He also would like … Oh, wait he just left the room. Huh. So…, what’s the ForumWarz thing he’s always talking… He’s back. He would also like to say “banana farts” and point at … And he’s gone again… Anyway, what’s this ForumWarz thing he’s always talking about, he makes it sound like it’s run by a bunch of fascist retards and that… He’s back. Apparently he would like you all to play his new game… Gone. Back. Gone. Back. GoneBack. ... his new game the Life of Zongay. He says it’s episode two of the life of Zonbei, a.k.a. Gayleb. Gone. Back. Oh, “Caleb”. Right.

So that’s what my friend (Gone.) who is Zonbei (Back.) and definitely not (Gone.) me wanted to say (Back.) and also could I (Gone.) Er, wait… Um, HE be (Back.) un-(Gone.)-ban-(Back.)-ned?

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— fuzzyeric (Who is definitely NOT Zonbei!)