1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Over 9000 years ago, on an internet forum, the fatman rickrolled a Banhammer. Like a boss dropped into water, the lulz would echo through the stage of history. Young Jedi, you must pwn the dark forces of Scientology before the keyboard cat plays. Save the loli princess, but not yet – she is in another castle. Gather all your base and guard them well, for Chuck Norris roams these lands. O, rly! We must win the internets from forever being sucked into a goatse!

lmao this is awesome and pretty much right on from the three things I’ve ever read that JB wrote