Cuz you should think of Shii’s epic .moar and equipment blowout! :3
To start things out, how about one of the best pieces of equipment in the game?
Master Ball
* Max Ego +48
* Offense +23
* Defense +33
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359149-master-ball
Need some Ego? This is one of the best Ego-boosters in the game!
Calorie Watcher v3.1.exec
* Max Ego +175
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359150-calorie-watcher-v3-1-exec
Hardcore trolling left you feeling vulnerable? Up the D-Bag levels and your troll armor with this!
DEFINITELY NOT A SHOCK IMAGE.ogle
* Luck +7
* Defense +7
* Max Douchebaggery +170
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359152-definitely-not-a-shock-image-ogle
Everyone likes seafood!
Fishsticks!!!.leer
* Offense +5
* Frugality +5
* Charisma +5
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359159-fishsticks-leer
Found these on your FaceBook, want to buy them back? No reserve!
Pictures of YOU.leer
* Max Ego +170
* Offense +7
* Frugality +7
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359154-pictures-of-you-leer
A staple; how can you pwn without this exquisite porn?
****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda
* Luck +7
* Defense +7
* Offense +7
* Frugality +7
* Charisma +7
* Max Douchebaggery +170
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359156-****-milf-asian-mammary glands-great timesshot-latina-interracial-anal-girls-dvda
Rather have some Processing Power than Douchebaggery? Gotcha covered!
Riprogrammatori.1995.iTALiANo.cam.DiVERTi.LZ.YViD-iMC.divy
* Luck +7
* Defense +7
* Offense +7
* Charisma +7
* Max Processing Power +160
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359157-riprogrammatori-1995-italiano-cam-diverti-lz-yvid-imc-divy
Nothing says “talent” like mincore! Buy Thereminor Threat’s new single today!
Thereminor Threat – I Don’t Wanna Touch It.noiz
* Defense +5
* Offense +5
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359158-thereminor-threat-8211-i-don-8217-t-wanna-touch-it-noiz
Need a great program file, but can’t scrape enough Flezz together for a Useless Program yet? Look no longer!
HAPPYGAMEFUN (do not virus scan! will screw up game).exec
* Offense +5
* Frugality +5
* Charisma +5
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359160-happygamefun-do-not-virus-scan-will-screw-up-game-exec
You’ve reached Shii’s Great Value Section! All the moars from this point downward have great stats for low cost. Perfect for the newer player or for the experienced player’s alts!
linux penguin.xpeg
* Luck +4
* Max Ego +100
* Frugality +4
* Max Processing Power +100
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359162-linux-penguin-xpeg
Lemon Party – Soundtrack.lstn
* Defense +4
* Frugality +4
* Max Douchebaggery +95
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359163-lemon-party-8211-soundtrack-lstn
How to talk to a woman without hyperventilating.sdoc
* Offense +4
* Charisma +4
* Max Processing Power +80
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359164-how-to-talk-to-a-woman-without-hyperventilating-sdoc
looped metronome (167 bpm).hear
* Max Ego +80
* Defense +4
* Frugality +4
And for those of you looking for the Kyoubai peens, I’ve also listed over 100 great, low-cost .moars with buyout prices, perfect for increasing your bidder score, or for getting material for your seller score.
