Banned for being a 400-pound, balding, depressed man staring slack-jawed at a television, which is the only light in the room as he’s taped tinfoil over his basement suite windows. Then imagine a show coming on that he doesn’t enjoy, but alas, he is too fat and maggot-like to reach for the remote control on the coffee table two feet away. After a few minutes he realizes what is happening. His response is to produce a few mushy syllabus from his Dorito-encrusted mouth “I’M A LIKE fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organS”