Sean Connery Posted:

Who still lives in his mother’s basement?

By the way Evil Trout, I’m surprised I didn’t catch you last night. I must have been to busy sleeping with your mother.

If you’ve been sleeping with Evil Trout’s mother, the only thing you’ve caught is chlamydia.

That’s not what I meant when I warned you she’s so ugly, “safe sex” means putting a bag over her head. You still should’ve used protection…I usually go with a baseball bat.