Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Hey, errybody! Chances are, you don’t know me! But i want that to change! So, i was just sitting at my house, brooding over my incredibly small male reproductive organ, and i wondered: How can i compensate for a lack of friends and no social life? And suddenly, the answer came to me: An awesome avatar. There was only one problem. I have absolutely no artistic skills. So, i sat down for a while, and thought about my options (suicide), before realizing i should beg on the internet for one! So here we are, 10 minutes later.

Rules:
1. Image MUST be that weird size they make you have. Too much work to open up paint and change it.

2. I don’t care what file type it is, just make it a semi-common one.

3.Be cool. No trolling.

4. This contest will close in 1 week from today, on September 6th at 12:00 A.M. Forumwarz server time. Any submissions after that will be disqualified.

5. Post your images ITT or tubmail em to me. Either one.

6. No shock images, man. Just ain’t right.

7. Once the contest is closed, i will announce the winner the following day, and will send the 2bp to the victor. (Yeah, i’m the only judge. It’s just 2 bp.)

WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR:

1. If you get the crappy pun that is my name, you may have realized I REPLACED THE WORD JESUS WITH JOSEPH! Startling, i know.Some type of religious parody may earn you points.

2. I really like moving images.

3. Above all, make it look cool. That’s really all i have to say.


Now, PLEASE, indulge a terrible artist with your amazing skills, and you WILL reap the benefits! Just think, 15 minutes in photoshop could earn you a new IDC color FOREVER!