tubs missed one of the early ones

Tubsweetie why won’t you let me into your life? I think we would be great “pals”. Imagine how we could enrich each others’ life. You could instruct me in how to properly light a male reproductive organ. Tubsweetie let me inside to all those dark places you hold secret. Tubsweetie I want the others to know how I feel as I wear your hands when I take you out in public. Oh Tubsweetie, how I long to have a piece of your with me always.