Everybodyknows Posted:

the problem is most people just sit there and spray it all over themselves for 10 seconds.

And then they have a visible force field of stank shimmering around them like a mirage in the desert. We had some construction done at work and all of the contractors were like that. It was like they were competing or something. You could smell them hours after they left.

Oh, right, ITT: FACES. Maybe I’ll post mine later.