So, we all know that when you get junk, you pawn it and get some  . But what if there’s some junk that we should be holding on to? One of my klanmates, lulz56, noticed that if you buy junk at the Ppwn Shoppe, sometimes it pops up a confirmation message saying that the item isn’t of much use for your clbum, and sometimes it doesn’t. Jalapeno Bootyhole said a while back that junk will get stats at some point and maybe become more valuable. Perhaps this is the first step?

                                                                             Pop-up?
                           Item                                      Camwhore   Emo   Troll  Re-Re
Abandoned Tire
Anvil                                                                   N                      N
Approxim-o™ Knife
Asimov™ OS IX                                                                                  N
Bicycle                                                                 N                      N
Birdhouse                                                               N                      N
Buy This Book: The Complete Guide to Buying this Book                   N        N
Children’s Playhouse Kit
Chinese Takeaway
CMPLT MRN’S GIDE 2 TXTNG
Constitution of India
Deed to Indian Burial Ground
Dog Spray                                                                               Y
Down the Road, Not Across the Street! An Illustrated Guide to Suicide
Dishwashing Brush
Dried-Out Cheese
Electric Transportation Device
Empty Gas Pump                                                          N        N      N      N
Expired Ground Pork                                                     N        N      N
Fish Head
Genuine Asimov™ OS IX
Human Skull                                                             N                      N
I Almost Had Sex With a Woman: Memoirs of a Hacker Hero                 Y        Y      Y
Ironic Egg Timer
Jew’s Harp
Justin Timberlake's Mobile Phone
"Magic" Mushroom
Marble
Mary Magdalene
McBuggy Anti-Anti Virus™                                                                       N
Mix Tape of Novelty Songs, Awful Covers and ‘80s TV Theme Songs         Y        Y      N      Y
Motherboard
“No, I ****ed [i]Your[/i] Dad!” The Greatest Comebacks in History       N
Pipe Organ                                                              N
Pirate Flag
Pocket Watch                                                            N
Retro Calendar
Remote Control
Rubber Chicken
Rusty Old Kettle
Sexual Relations With That Woman
Spamminator 2000™ v2.0                                                  Y        Y      Y
The Anorexic Cookbook: 50 Fun Recipes for Water
The Art of Flame War
Tomato Soup Can                                                         N
Toy Eyeball                                                                                    N
Used Asthma Inhaler
Vinyl Record
                           Item                                      Camwhore   Emo   Troll  Re-Re